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Post  Turtle on Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:22 am

First! ;p heeeeeeee!

Alright, putting most silliness aside, I guess we should have an introduction thread? By now I'm sure most of us here are already familiar with eachother or at least have spoken or seen one another around the Internet once or twice. That being said, who knows, we might eventually see some fresh new faces, and where else would they go to learn about us and we about them if not here? So, familiar or not, let's consider this the champagn baptism to a bright new cruise! ( please pardon the nautical pun xp)

Without further ado, I'll get us started!

Hello chiiiiiiiildren! I'm Turtle! (Hello Turtle) And I'm the sexy American aquatic reptile that will be floating about the site and helping out your friendly neighborhood mods like Leviathan (that sexy scaly minx) and Behemoth (I'm not supposed to speak badly about mods in front of the newbies >.>). Therefore, I welcome almost all questions on the condition that your heart is pure, your soul innocent, and your mind soft, squishy, and pliable...

One more very important announcement:
Don't Feed The Sea Kings, that is all.
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Post  Leviathan on Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:25 am

*Sigh* I thought we had gotten past the 'scaly' problem, hmm? Apparently not! Anyways, I'm your friendly neighbourhood admin, Leviathan. Nice to meet y'all. If anybody needs anything, just shout in my direction, usually works. I'm currently 20, law student, addicted to writing, have the whoriest character in the RP... you know, the usual.
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Post  Ragnarok on Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:35 am

Challenge accepted Turtle. I do in fact have a question for you:

Where do you keep the cow?

Now then, on to me time. I are your regular member here on OPRPG, Ragnarok! Mind what you say around me or I'll eat you. Seriously, that's kinda my thing. I'm the local zombie of the seas who will live forever and go on killing the annoying bloke who thinks their shit doesn't stink like the rest of us, so mind your manners and always be respectful of the dead, or I'll eat you. My favorite activities are being an artist (artist being a broad term here covering most arts; writing, drawing, cooking, painting, etc), reading a good book, playing a damn good game, playing chess, and generally being a swag fellow. Don't come to me for questions!! I have no answers, only riddles. Go to a mod or whatever for questions, even if I become an elderly member of this site... it's a mod's job to answer your questions, not mine Razz

Now iffen you don't mind, I'ma go eat me that Hellsing bitch! (props to you if you get that refference.)
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Post  Behemoth on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:41 am

Oro? My turn? Hello Ladies ^.^

I'm a member of teh OPRPG Staff, Behemoth cause of my massive ....



Vocabulary.

Like practically everyone else here I'm 20, studying a BSC in Network Technology. I'm a bit of an uber geek. So ... errr yeah ? Anything else you need to know just ask.
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Post  Turtle on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:51 am

YOUR HEART IS IMPURE FOUL ONE!

also, I forgot to actually introduce myself as a player ._.

I have also existed for two decades, I'm an English Major, and I enjoy doing as little work as possible for as much benefit as I can manage. This being said...

Mr. Ragnarok,
I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
';,,;'
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Post  Behemoth on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:53 am

Oh Yeah I forgot I'm the only Marine around here so sit down shut up or get bummed in impel down for the foreseeable future of your character

*nods*

Btw Mr. 'Ragnarok' prepare to be destroyed by my epic skills, I no like teh canibals
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Post  Ragnarok on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:55 am

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Props to you Turtle, props to you.

To da marine:

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I eat little marine recruits like you for brunch, which, btw, it's about that time...



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Post  Behemoth on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:48 am

You know I can change your post so that whoever reads will think something entirely different =D

EDIT: Also, I'm Leviathan's bitch and my ass belongs to Morrigan.
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Post  Leviathan on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:58 am

But you wouldn't do that, Behemoth, since you're one of my mods and by extension my footstool/bitch. But don't worry, I treat my own good... yes... And Turtle... Hellsing reference... <3

EDIT: However Behemoth has a giant ...


Vocab ... (we all know what that means)


EDIT EDIT: Leviathan has a larger...

grammatical range. Yes.

TRIPLE EDIT: It's the same size as an air-plane hanger *nods*

EDIT X4: I know right *gusta* And now Morrigan does too!

EDITACULAR: Jensen is going to be in the museum of Burny shit and pointy stuff *nods*

EDITASTIC: Ever heard the expression ''Everything you can do, I can do better?'' well, it's more like 'Everything I can do, Morrigan can do better.' And sorry bitches, I'm damn good at what I do.

EDITOPIA: Ever heard of maturity we don't have it.

EDITISMS: Sorry, even my unnaturally large grammatical range can't comprehend the meaning of 'maturity'. What is this 'Maturity' of which you speak so boldly?

EDITCANO: One is not particularly sure, someone said I was it once. However I think they are sadly mistaken.

EDITORIAL: Tis quite possible, yes... perhaps it has something to do with abusing the edit button?

EDITARD: Edit button? What is this?

EDITION: It's that pink thing you keep poking. Wait a minute...

EDITRACT: Are you sure that's what you think it is?

EDITITALL: Not too sure, but keep doing it. Funny things keep happening.

EDITRACTION: Sounds dirty *nods*

EDITTHISSHIT: Gusta. That is all.
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Post  Turtle on Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:39 am

:sobs in the corner: my thread! My beautiful beautiful thread! ;n;

You guys just had to have a pissing contest all over it! D<
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Post  Leviathan on Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:09 am

Pissing contest? Naw, it was a mutual piss-a-thon.
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Post  Behemoth on Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:37 pm

I didn't piss on it, I raped it, shat on it then covered the remnants of it with gasoline and burnt it like garbage *nods*
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Post  Shimuzaki on Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:52 am

Hello My name is.... The Tyrant, Shimuzaki. Just look to my sig to see. ALso this is the first post I have made outside of the story area. woot!
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Post  Ragnarok on Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:41 pm

Well it's about bloody time you made your damn way out of the RPing section you little wanker! I'm going to eat a bunch of marines so that I won't be a corpse for you to defile just to steal the satisfaction from you!!

... Also, how's your day? =3
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Post  Shimuzaki on Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:42 am

My day is quite satisfactory. I would say its been an exquisite day, but by now I am certain you are aware,that I am full of shit. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]After all, it IS me. Besides, having a good day would just ruin my bad Feng Shui. <3 And you can try to rob me of the satisfaction of defilement, but :3 I'll just have to rape you instead 8D <3 ;3
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Post  Ragnarok on Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:01 am

Hey now, save that sort of talk for the HF will ya? We wouldn't want anything to happen now would we? >.>
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... but in all Seriousness, defile away!
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